Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove