Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Why is the Computer D Drive always sad?

D:

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.