Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.