Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range