Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"