Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work