Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
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Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
Because she never marries the best man.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !
I forgot.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
C Moon
