Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

Forgot Jokes More Forgot Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Linda Jokes More Linda Jokes

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon