Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.