I glove you.
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So the dishwasher matches the appliances
No, John! can't see
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
Because she never marries the best man.
A last name.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
A witch with a blindfold !
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Because the chicken was having a day off !
She heard he was in a few good men.
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh
A new last name.
A Curtis-y flush
A: It matches their mustaches.
