Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

Why do Italian men have mustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.