Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

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What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.