What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

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What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

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What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)