Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c: