Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.

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Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

What is Jar Jar Binks' favorite food?

Meesa Soup

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.