Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Follow the slime trail.

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It's not hard.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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She was looking in Alderaan places.