Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.