Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.