Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

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He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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By saying Alderaan things.

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They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!