Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"
Char-Jar Binks
Don't you Leia finger on her
A tuna.
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
Because it was Chewy
She was looking for Alderaan men.
By saying Alderaan things.
She was looking in Alderaan places.
They went looking for love in Alderaan places.