Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Don't you Leia finger on her

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Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

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I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.