Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"

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A Toy-Yoda

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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They both love The Wall

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!