Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.