Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

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What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.