What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What's the simplest way to make edibles?

Using an easy-bake oven.

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How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!