What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."