What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag?

A: "What did you name the other one "

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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."