What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Moove Jokes More Moove Jokes

What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

Where did the cow go?

It mooved.