What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Moove Jokes More Moove Jokes

What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve