What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!