What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.