How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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How much does a corpse weigh?

A skele-ton

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.