What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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They always swallow.

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He got atomic ache.

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Depends"

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What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.