What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.