What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.