Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.