Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What's in it?

HIM: What do you mean, "in it"

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm