Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

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What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.