Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

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A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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With a sah, dude

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.