Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Previous Random Joke Next
Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals