What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair