What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.