Lust Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.