What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.