What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.