Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!