Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.