Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.