What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

dead walkers

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!