What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!