How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.