No problem , He sleeps at night.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Flip-Flips.
He got AIIIIIDS.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Your grandma's jaws
He loves his pot.
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW