How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill