How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.