What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

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What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

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What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y