What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What is it son?

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How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!