What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

What's the difference between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

Ice Hole Jokes More Ice Hole Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.