What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Ice Hole Jokes More Ice Hole Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.