What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

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What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob