What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

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What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !