What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

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