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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 250 dead politicians?

A good start.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

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What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

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Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

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What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.