What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"