What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.