Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...