Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Are you sure it's mine "

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.