Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?

You Snoop, Dogg.

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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.