What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...