What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.