What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.