Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

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What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course