Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!