What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's a cat's second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!