What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.