Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !