Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"