Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call a man with just a nose?

No body nose man. Hue hue hue.

What do you call an STI in your nose?

Sniff-illis