What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

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What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything?

9/12

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"