Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What's that boy?

An armed robbery on 5th "Timmy's stuck in a well "

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How do you make Peppermint Creme?

Finger it really well.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.