Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

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Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Why did Eddie Albert have to go to the dentist?

Because he had Green Acres!

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

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Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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Why was the Icelandic football player called into his manager's office?

He had a cavity.

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.