How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.