How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What do you call an overpriced castration?

A divorce.

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.