How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "