What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')