What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

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What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.