What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it is worth it..

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

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What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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They both let me stick it in only one place.

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They're sensitive to everything

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!