What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

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What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

Midwest Jokes More Midwest Jokes

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer