Midwest Jokes

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer