What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.