How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

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Why did the hipster burn its tongue?

Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.