What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com